Eva Longoria in a bikini in Spain
By The Blemish, 6:40 AM on Sep 04, 2007, 3 Comments

Eva Longoria was in Alicante Spain in a bikini yesterday. I will not lie to you. I was slightly turned on. Even though Eva sometimes looks like a wayward sewer rat, that banner shot is pretty sweet. This should be a required photo in any celebrity bikini set. More after the jump.








I’m not sure what’s hotter her ass or her huge mound.
Either way, I could spend hours eating both and never get tired.
Mound? More like huge balls! What kind of freak is this thing? Bad enough to be hideous but transgendered, too!
Urrrr, now…is that what they call a “taint” or a “tank”…just curious.