Mary Louise Parker

Weeds actor, Mary-Louise Parker, quietly adopted a baby girl from Africa. Surprisingly, the adoption didn’t turn into a circus like with Madonna and Angelina Jolie. It also helps that people barely know who this is.

“Mary-Louise is such an incredible mom,” says a source. “She couldn’t be happier about this.”

Her reps refused to go into any more details except to say that Angelina Jolie and Madonna aren’t the only ones who can raise an African baby. The rep then said, “Suck on that bitches!”

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