Marcia and Jan Brady

Maureen McCormick, best known as Marcia Brady from The Brady Bunch, reveals in her new book that she and co-star Eve Plumb, Jan Brady, built up a romance on set which led to some sexual escapades backstage.

“The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It’s bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show.”

This would have been hotter back in the day. Now it’s kind of awkward. Sort of like watching 70’s porn or like when your grandma tells you about her “sexual hijinks” with your grandpa. In unrelated news, you can’t knock yourself out by running into drywall. You just go through it. You gotta find a brick wall and you have to run head first.