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The Brady Bunch sisters are lesbian

Maureen McCormick, best known as Marcia Brady from The Brady Bunch, reveals in her new book that she and co-star Eve Plumb, Jan Brady, built up a romance on set which led to some sexual escapades backstage.

“The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It’s bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show.”

This would have been hotter back in the day. Now it’s kind of awkward. Sort of like watching 70’s porn or like when your grandma tells you about her “sexual hijinks” with your grandpa. In unrelated news, you can’t knock yourself out by running into drywall. You just go through it. You gotta find a brick wall and you have to run head first.

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Help Me Rhonda
Help Me Rhonda
16 years ago

That’s not Eve Plumb. That’s the actress that played Jan in the remake.

Victor
16 years ago

See what happens when I get really lazy?

NonWoot
NonWoot
16 years ago

“It’s bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show.” LMAO NOONE is ever who they seem to be. haha

Crush on Carol
Crush on Carol
16 years ago

I guess this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!”

tomi
tomi
16 years ago

this would be the best news if it were true. but i guess her publishers denied that her book contains such a story.

DAMN;((((

Nick
Nick
13 years ago

that is brilliant! I can’t believe I did;nt;t think of it first !!@!!