Yesterday, it was widely reported that an Eva Longoria sex tape was floating around the net. That’s kind of true, I guess. The tape was made for Will Ferrel’s Funny or Die and is basically a sketch with Eric Christian Olsen and Eva Longoria. There’s nothing sexy about it. Unless you consider night vision sexy. Which many people do. Because night vision means you can see in the dark and that other people can’t see you; allowing you to watch your neighbor shower with the lights off. So, it’s not really sexy, it’s actually kind of pervy and probably illegal. But, it’s the sexy kind of illegal. Ya know?