Paula Abdul, drunk?

With the start of each new season of American Idol, there’s always a story about Paula Abdul going insane to boost ratings. This season is no different. A source tells Radar Online that Paula Abdul suffered a 10 minute nervous breakdown at LAX.

“One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled Poltergeist voice. She kept screaming three names over and over–Michael, Sidney, and Leslie. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn’t care.”

I don’t need to tell you how awesome it is that Paula was described this way. They could have just said she was drunk, again, but that’s not exciting. It’s a given. No. Now Paula is possessed and possessing a drunk girl is the scariest kind of possession. Mainly because there’s twice as much vomit and twice as much rolling around in it with no one to hold their hair back. So… I guess it’s just scary for the janitor. For everyone else, it’s f’ing hilarious.