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Keeley Hazell promotes Lynx

Here’s Keeley Hazell standing next to a few statues in a bikini promoting Lynx. Wow, this isn’t creepy at all. Lynx needs to rethink their marketing strategy. When I think of this fragrance, seductive, sultry and pleasant thoughts should pop into my head like kittens on rainbows or 6 piece chicken nuggets for $1. I shouldn’t be scared out of my mind, peeing my pants and looking for the nearest bat to defend myself against these terrifying, chocolate-y boy statues that look like they’re about to murder me.

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Nicolina
Nicolina
16 years ago

If you think they are frightening you should see the TV advert.. it has girls eating the horrid chocolate men. It’s so fucking gross.

Texas Jernigan
Texas Jernigan
16 years ago

Okay, so she has a nice body and great fake boobs. But seriously, the most beautiful woman? I think not. She has a horrid orange fake tan that for some reason doesn’t extend to her hands. And her face is so orange and tired looking she looks like she not only needs sleep, she needs a new makeup artist. And the chocolate men are frightening to say the least. Her poses seem awkward and it certainly doesn’t make me want to go rush out and buy my man hunk a bottle of Lynx. Poorly done. Poorly shot. Poor all around.… Read more »

Shes Hot
Shes Hot
14 years ago

Her Boobs Arent “fake”….. And she is the hottest woman alive!