Audrina Patridge

Not only is Audrina Patridge’s show The Hills fake, but so was the tattoo she got last week. Audrina performed with the Pussycat Dolls at PURE last Friday in what I’m sure was an event to remember and as you can see, the tattoo has magically disappeared. Oh I know, I was shocked too.

As for her Pussycat Dolls performance, she went up on stage, did a few awkward gyrations with her hips and left before the dumbstruck audience remembered that the proper response to what Audrina just did was to cane her.