Audrina Partridge

Before Audrina Patridge found fame on The Hills, she wanted to be a glamour model. She had done a few bikini shoots before, but wanted desperately to be in Playboy. To make her dream a reality, she asked her friend to take photos of her boobies. And they did. And here they are (NSFW). Shots of The Hills sidekick feature her topless in a plaid skirt, topless in a bathtub and topless in a pool. The photos were later sent to Playboy, but they didn’t bite. Audrina says,

“I took these photos years ago, when I was just out of high school and beginning to model,” she said in her statement. “I was young and very trusting of others, and I didn’t know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me.”

The only thing better than taking naked pictures of non-famous girls is taking naked pictures of non-famous girls only to find out they’re famous a few years later. It’s like hitting the jackpot. You can also tell your friends that you totally saw this somewhat famous chick’s rack. They won’t believe you, but you and your chafed penis will know the truth. Oh how you’ll know.

The picture above is of Audrina at the Playboy Super Bowl party. That must have cut her deep.

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