Celine Dion won’t save the wetlands

A recent survey conducted on Celine Dion’s Florida home suggests she uses nearly 18,000 gallons of water a day. Well above the average 170 gallons normal residents use. It is unclear whether this is is an irrigation leak or for their landscape, but it has left people outraged.

Whatever. Don’t these guys have better things to do with their time than cry about Celine’s water usage? Some people just want to be clean. I regularly fill my tub with 150 gallons of distilled water and after I finish rinsing it out, I fill it up again to take a bath. Screw the wetlands. What have they ever done for me besides be wet?