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Pete Wentz is hilarious

By The Blemish, 4:13 PM on May 27, 2008, 1 Comment

Pete Wentz

Pete Wentz walked around with a paper plate over his face yesterday. His pet monkey was by his side clapping with excitement. For, you see, they just pulled a funny prank on the paparazzi. They’re being photographed, but you can’t see Pete’s face! Isn’t that humorous? No, not really. It would have been a lot funnier if Pete ran into a pole and if “ran into a pole” was a euphemism for “hit in the face with a crowbar. Hard.”

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One Response to “Pete Wentz is hilarious”

  • What a tool
    10:38 AM

    What a clever and funny way to get the attention you so desperatly crave. Someone shoot them both.