Pete Wentz walked around with a paper plate over his face yesterday. His pet monkey was by his side clapping with excitement. For, you see, they just pulled a funny prank on the paparazzi. They’re being photographed, but you can’t see Pete’s face! Isn’t that humorous? No, not really. It would have been a lot funnier if Pete ran into a pole and if “ran into a pole” was a euphemism for “hit in the face with a crowbar. Hard.”
What a clever and funny way to get the attention you so desperatly crave. Someone shoot them both.