Portia de Rossi

Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres were yachting in Sardinia, Italy over the weekend when Portia decided to go topless. Thankfully, Ellen did not because if she did, things would be a lot different. Like, imagine the internet. Now, imagine the internet puking.

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