Carson Daly

The skeletal looking Carson Daly and his girlfriend Siri Pinter welcomed a 7 lbs, 8 oz baby boy on Sunday. They named him Jackson James Daly. A perfectly normal and boring name. They need to get their act together. He’s a D-lister so the name should be really outrageous. Something that will grab everyone’s attention. Two that just popped into my head are Linoleum Daly or I-Hate-Minorities Daly. The last one may greatly shorten his kid’s life expectancy, but think of the press!