Gisele Bundchen calls Tom Brady a pussy

Well, not in those exact words. It was more inferred than anything else. Speaking to Harper Bazaar, Gisele says her husband Tom Brady is “very naive, almost like a child.” She goes on to say:

“One thing that I thought was so amazing when I first met him is that he is innocent,” she adds. “He sees the world with colored glasses. He’s very strong and focused in his job, but he’s so sensitive.”

Tom Brady is a big baby who cries a lot. Gotcha. His teammates are going to ride him so hard next season. Expect them to put baby powder in his locker and buy him a warm bottle of milk instead of a beer and go, “Baby want his bottle? Baby want his bottle?” And then there will be that one guy who goes too far and tries to put a diaper on Tom after he finishes showering and doesn’t stop trying even as everyone’s initial laughter turns to uncomfortable chuckles.