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Spencer Pratt had a few choice words about Lauren Conrad leaving The Hills. Not all of them bad.

Pratt, clearly suffering from a concussion, said, “If it weren’t for her, I would have never met Heidi and I wouldn’t be the most famous person on planet Earth right now.”

He also doesn’t care what happens when Conrad leaves the show but hopes she wakes up, calls the producers and begs to have her job back. Pratt also admits that he would be working at Taco Bell had the show not happened.

Ugh. Do we even want this guy working at a Taco Bell? Isn’t it bad enough that we have to repeat our order five times to the guy who doesn’t understand a word we’re saying? If that was Spencer Pratt asking me “huh?! Two what?,” I don’t think I’d be able to overcome the overwhelming urge to punch him in the face.

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