Alec Baldwin recently criticized Hollywood actresses for being so skinny. I assume he’s just pissed that it really magnifies his fatassness by comparison. Alec went as far as to say he would never physically be able to shoot sex scenes with actresses such as Renee Zellweger because he would end up crushing them. Once again. With his fatassness. Alec joked, “Women today are so skinny. If I did a love scene with them, I would crush them. If I did a love scene with Renee, I would kill her!”

I’m sure Renee and the others will be heartbroken that they’ll never get to make fake love with Alec Baldwin. I know I would be too if I was one of said skinny actresses. To have that man lying on top of you breathing heavily and squirming around trying to position himself sounds like a dream come true. Alas, it’ll never happen. Why would he deprive women of such romance? What a jerk.

[Hampton Festival, October 8. Image via Splash News]