She’s 16 right? Yea? Huh. Okay. Let me just put away the whip cream and fuzzy handcuffs. I, uh, just had them out because they were kitschy. Yea, that’s it. Heh, heh. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Oh, and if you think Taylor looks sleepy in some of the pictures, she’s not. That’s just the 50 pounds of makeup weighing down her eyes.

On a side note: I think this would be great for Halloween. Or this.