Today is the day we all go kill a turkey and give native Americans infected blankets. It’s tradition. I’ll be back either Friday or Monday depending on if the sun and moon align. Meanwhile, here are a few things I’m thankful for.
1. George Washington defeating Mechagodzilla to bring us Thanksgiving
2. This cold I suddenly got overnight
3. Genetically enhanced corn
4. The awesome people who visit this site
5. My sexiness
6. Ashley Greene
