“New Moon” is #1, girls are weird

If you haven’t heard, emo teens, pre-teens and a few gays with fangs and their parents’ money showed up in droves for the premiere of New Moon over the weekend to give the film the third most successful box office opening ever right behind Spider-Man 3 and The Dark Knight.

The $140.7 million it made is absolutely nauseating considering it’s rated a 4.5/10 on IMDB right now and according to a few reports, is basically 90 minutes of a shirtless Taylor Lautner. Luckily, Ashley Greene is really sexy so this post isn’t a total disappointment.