Audrina Patridge isn’t in Avatar, but she was one of the biggest stars walking the red carpet last night! Actually, no. I just made that up. There were a lot of other people much more famous, but I deal only in superlatives. Audrina really missed her chance to stand out though. She should have painted herself blue like the characters in the film. That way she could look like a dumbass. Er, I mean, that way we could all point and laugh at her. No, wait, scratch that. She could have been the hit of the party. Yea, that. Heh heh heh.
