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Jay Leno might be replaced

Four months after forcing Conan O’Brien off the Tonight Show, Leno’s ratings have dropped below Conan’s. Not only does Leno have fewer viewers, his show also costs more to produce. $10 – $15 million more a year than Conan’s. Bwahahaha.

Leno’s higher salary — $30 million per year, compared to O’Brien’s $15 million — plus the cost of his bigger production staff was pushing the show into the red, according to insiders.

“It’s got the potential to be a huge embarrassment,” said the source.

NBC is about to be taken over in a $28 billion deal with cable giant Comcast.

“You can’t figure they’re happy about this,” the insider said.

Leno has at least two more years to go on his NBC deal.

But, as Leno himself joked at the height of the late-night mess last January, “NBC stands for ‘Never Believe your Contract.'”

Even though Leno beats rival David Letterman most weeks, ABC’s nightly newsmagazine show “Nightline” is now the top-rated show after 11:30pm.

Conan is a hundred times funnier than Leno and cost half as much. NBC in their infinite wisdom decided that something needed to be done about that. So they paid Conan millions of dollars to quit and signed back the less funny Jay Leno and now his ratings are even lower. “Ahh, job well done,” NBC execs said while wiping their asses with $100 bills.

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Michael D
Michael D
13 years ago

Sweet justice!

zakke
zakke
13 years ago

Jay sucks, thats what he gets

phildunn
phildunn
13 years ago

Conan is not funny. Andy Rickter will never be funny. Long live Jay.

Catherine
Catherine
13 years ago
Reply to  phildunn

Yes, long live Jay and his mind-numbingly unfunny, inexplicably expensive-as-hell hour of mediocrity. How could laughing at stupid headlines in news cut-outs and insulting the intelligence of passersby on the streets possibly cost $30 million a year? Half of what’s presented on his show comes from his dwindling number of fans submitting things on his message board. NBC should pay them, instead; I’m sure it’d be much less expensive. That’s the way it’s always been, too; Jay Leno profiting off the work of others. I’m not saying he’s the only guy in the world who’s done it, but it’s been… Read more »

Breal
Breal
13 years ago

Jay is the unfunniest, most unlikable, most generally distasteful human being to have ever graced showbiz. NBC fucked up big time. But, of course, that’s nothing new.