The Blemish

Jay Leno might be replaced

Four months after forcing Conan O’Brien off the Tonight Show, Leno’s ratings have dropped below Conan’s. Not only does Leno have fewer viewers, his show also costs more to produce. $10 – $15 million more a year than Conan’s. Bwahahaha.

Leno’s higher salary — $30 million per year, compared to O’Brien’s $15 million — plus the cost of his bigger production staff was pushing the show into the red, according to insiders.

“It’s got the potential to be a huge embarrassment,” said the source.

NBC is about to be taken over in a $28 billion deal with cable giant Comcast.

“You can’t figure they’re happy about this,” the insider said.

Leno has at least two more years to go on his NBC deal.

But, as Leno himself joked at the height of the late-night mess last January, “NBC stands for ‘Never Believe your Contract.’”

Even though Leno beats rival David Letterman most weeks, ABC’s nightly newsmagazine show “Nightline” is now the top-rated show after 11:30pm.

Conan is a hundred times funnier than Leno and cost half as much. NBC in their infinite wisdom decided that something needed to be done about that. So they paid Conan millions of dollars to quit and signed back the less funny and now his ratings are even lower. “Ahh, job well done,” NBC execs said while wiping their asses with $100 bills.

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  • Michael D

    Sweet justice!

  • zakke

    Jay sucks, thats what he gets

  • phildunn

    Conan is not funny. Andy Rickter will never be funny. Long live Jay.

    • Catherine

      Yes, long live Jay and his mind-numbingly unfunny, inexplicably expensive-as-hell hour of mediocrity. How could laughing at stupid headlines in news cut-outs and insulting the intelligence of passersby on the streets possibly cost $30 million a year? Half of what’s presented on his show comes from his dwindling number of fans submitting things on his message board. NBC should pay them, instead; I’m sure it’d be much less expensive. That’s the way it’s always been, too; Jay Leno profiting off the work of others. I’m not saying he’s the only guy in the world who’s done it, but it’s been well documented that Leno has pursued (in a creepy and off-putting manner) and offered money for the jokes of unknown stand-up comedians to use on his show, including stories about those comedians’ families and friends. You may not like Conan’s brand of humor, which is completely fine as he’s not for everyone, but let’s not kid ourselves in thinking that Jay Leno and his brand of safe, homogenized, recycled humor has been any kind of measuring stick of comedic value in the past decade or so, either – the way he absolutely bombed at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner is proof enough of that.