The Blemish

Sofia Vergara has to run naked down Sunset Blvd.

ran this ad in Variety in the days leading up to the . It read, “If Modern Family wins the Emmy for Outstanding Comedy, will run naked down Sunset Blvd.*” The asterisk noted “cast member may change without notice.”

Well, Modern Family won for Outstanding Comedy last night and since I don’t believe in asterisks (they’re bastardized stars), looks like Sofia Vergara will have to run down Sunset naked. *Penis taps foot impatiently* I’m waaaiting.

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