Remember around four or five years ago before she was married when Scarlett Johansson would dress real sexy and bounce up and down the red carpet in a tight low cut dress giggling? No? Well, that’s how I choose to remember her. Anyway, these days she’s nowhere to be found and when she is found, like at the Mango Fashion Awards yesterday, she looks like a depressed goth chick. Now, instead of whacking off, I want to slit my wrists.
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