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Evangeline Lilly Hates Herself

By , 12:06 PM on Oct 10, 2011, 16 Comments

, who’ll play an elf in The Hobbit, opted for a natural birth in her own home when she delivered her son last May. She must be a sadomasochist because it lasted 30 hours and 8 of them was just her pushing.

“I actually skipped the hospital … We decided to have the baby at home because we wanted it to be a natural birth, and it turns out that it was 30 hours of natural,” the Real Steel star, 32, explained during a Monday appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

“Eight hours of pushing, that’s the part that men don’t understand. Women go, ‘Oh, dear, oh, dear God, eight hours of pushing?’ And the men are like, ‘Okay, eight hours of pushing.’”

“After about five hours of pushing, my midwife and my birthing assistant said, ‘You know, we have a few suggestions,’” she says. “And I was like, ‘Really? After five hours of pushing you have a few suggestions? You couldn’t have told me five minutes in?’” PEOPLE

Women always say men will never understand what they go through during childbirth. I respectfully disagree. 8 hours of pushing? Clearly they never ate at the Indian restaurant by me.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Francis/580895723 David Francis

     Why do women think they are the shit for child birth and talk about it like its some feat only a god can achieve. Please. If it wasn’t for child birth women would not have a leg to stand on. Get a fucking Cesarean if you don’t want to spend hours pushing it out.

    • bfg666

       Try popping a football through your dick and then you can talk, you misogynist pig! Oh, and about cesareans, how would you like getting a huge scar across your belly? Dumbass.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Francis/580895723 David Francis

        I do think women still continue to do it naturally just because they know thats the only excuse they have.

        “Women are useless” A woman’s reply “WE GIVE BIRTH!” uhh congrats?

        A male “Working these long hours really sucks” A woman’s reply “Try giving birth!”

        I think women are just subconsciously not wanting to get the easiest form of birth simply because it would take away their only ammo for firefights.

        Women were protected throughout history because every woman counted. Because something could of happened to the point we all got wiped out. The human race’s survival depended on putting women first. But now, we’re 8 billion people. That excuse does not fly anymore. Sorry.

        • bfg666

          “Women were protected throughout history”?! Where the hell did you get that? In the monotheist cultures (and a fair amount of others), women have been treated like underdogs, if not mere slaves, for centuries. In the western culture, they only have a parody of equality since the 1960′s.

          Men don’t give a fuck about the human race’s survival. They wouldn’t predate on their own kind and the environment wouldn’t be in such a predicament if they did. Please stop talking bullshit.

          Oh, by the way, I’m a male. You’re just a sorry excuse for one.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Francis/580895723 David Francis

          Quad post lmao. Florida weather is cool.

        • bfg666

          My balls are fine, thank you. I’m no feminist, only a humanist, but I know one thing way more sad and pathetic than a male feminist: a macho ape. Ring any bells? BTW, repeating yourself doesn’t make you more right.

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        • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Francis/580895723 David Francis

          Your mangina really stinks. Are you a male feminist? There’s literally nothing more sad and pathetic than being a male feminists. Castrated bitch. Nothing more, nothing less. No real man would respect him. Do you live in NY? Ima bet its at least LA or NY

  • bfg666

    Sadomasochist? Isn’t it more likely that she doesn’t want a big scar on her belly?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Francis/580895723 David Francis

      If its done properly, the girl doesn’t gain too much weight and takes it extremely easy than she won’t have a huge hideous scar. Most women just use pregnancy as an excuse to pig out out the ass. Considering most women do not take care of themselves before pregnancy, that definitely won’t change after they get pregnant.

      They eat and eat and eat, gaining way more weight than what they should. They have nowhere near the recommended intake of water consumption per day (which also helps skin elasticity IE: makes stretchmarks less noticeable)

      • bfg666

        How do you manage to be so disgusting? It eludes me.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Francis/580895723 David Francis

          How do you manage to be so stupid and narrow minded? It eludes me.

        • bfg666

          …says the guy with diarrhea for brains…