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Last we left Dog the Bounty Hunter on this site, he thought he was black. That was five years ago. Now Doug Chapman is back and better fatter than ever.

Dog was spotted in Hawaii with his wife Beth over the weekend. He’s put on some weight and has taken to wearing sarongs. That is to say, he looks pregnant and ridiculous. The only reason criminals run from him must be because they’re afraid he’s into freaky stuff like putting his finger up their butt.

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