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Sara Underwood Is in Her Place

Here’s Sara Underwood’s shoot for Me In My Place. She’s a past Playmate of the Year and recent winner of Esquire’s hottest woman in the world contest. I think that was the contest. Well, judging by these photos, she deserved to win whatever it was. It could have been a contest for most farts laid in a minute and I’d still be in love. Some choice quotes below.

Sara being humble: So thank you all for confirming what I really already knew: that I was the hottest woman in the entire world of all time. It’s kind of what I’ve suspected my entire life; this is just another confirmation of it and I appreciate it very much. But, really, thank you. It feels good.

Sara was never cool: I was never a cool girl, by any means, at any point in my life, until Playboy came into it. I came out of this small little town, having never modeled a day in my life. So to be thrown into this L.A. celebrity-based industry — I’m sorry, my cat’s biting the crap out of me — was just crazy all in itself. The thrill of Playmate of the Year on top of it was really, really overwhelming.

Sara panders to fans: Yeah, I play Xbox.

More pandering: But I’ve always been a nerdy girl in the sense that I was an only child — a socially awkward only child — whose dad was an electrical engineer. He designed computers for Intel, so I was always around that, and I grew up on his movies — Star Trek and Star Wars — and we played Doom together.

Pandering continues, it’s starting to work: I think it’s a sign of the times, how popular it is being a cooler kind of nerd — knowing your gadgets, being into video games. In the past, that wasn’t, you know, the coolest thing to be. But it’s really sort of turning

Too late, not a deal breaker, I’m already in love: No, I don’t cook at all. I’ve made Top Ramen and some tea and that’s about it.

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DrDrool
DrDrool
11 years ago

She’s a midget, has a fake, baby voice and started getting fucked when she was about 12 – her mental age.

Kb73newbie
Kb73newbie
11 years ago

I fucking love Sara Underwood!

Jared Schwager
Jared Schwager
11 years ago

Never thought there was a perfect girl until Sara Underwood stepped into the limelight.

The Blemish
11 years ago
Reply to  Jared Schwager

Sorry. She’s mine. Go find someone else. Shoo.

Gangstaaa
Gangstaaa
10 years ago

Some one’s jealous DrDrool