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Ladies, do you have a biological clock that’s counting down? Is the ticking beginning to crescendo? Don’t worry. Joanna Krupa is here to help. While shopping for a wedding dress the other day, Krupa showed women how to get that man.

Step one is to buy a wedding dress to show men how good you look in one. Step two is to hike the dress up real high as a way of “presenting” yourself.┬áIf steps 1 and 2 aren’t quite cutting it, step three is to just mime a blowjob with your tongue until someone comes up to talk to you.

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