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Scarlett Johansson Is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

Scarlett Johansson has looked hot for over a decade now so it’s no surprise she was named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive for the second time in seven years. She first won the honors in 2006 and is now the first person to ever do this twice. A real accomplishment for any actress considering 7 years is enough time for them to turn into a shriveled husk of their former self whose roles have dried up more than Madonna’s vagina. See: Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid.

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bobalouski
bobalouski
10 years ago

She’s the ultimate weener warmer.