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The Trailer for ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2’ Is Out

The first trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 dropped today. Thoughts? I swear to god, for about half the trailer I was trying to figure out if this was the first one. That’s how confusing it is having all these movies. Then I saw Harry Osbourne who sort of looks like Leonardo DiCaprio circa What’s Eating Gilbert Grape and I kept imagining him screaming, “Dad’s dead! Dad’s dead!

Nice try, Spider-Man. It’s going to take a lot more than this to wash the taste of Tobey Maguire’s emo dancing scene from my mouth.

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Kyle Richards Is A Whore
Kyle Richards Is A Whore
10 years ago

I wish my clitoris would stop coming out.