Ben Affleck Got Banned From Cards at Hard Rock

In Las Vegas for a romantic getaway with his wife Jennifer Garner last Monday, Ben Affleck was banned from the blackjack tables at the Hard Rock for being a little too good at the game. Casino bosses noticed he was counting cards and told him to amscray.

“You are too good,” a security guard told the Oscar-winning star Monday night at the casino’s high-rollers’ blackjack table, the source said.

“The hotel was really nice to him,” according to the source.

While card counting isn’t illegal, it’s one of those things casinos don’t look kindly on. Far be it for the someone other than the house to have the statistical advantage. You might win instead of sitting there with your head in your hands wondering if your 2-year-old can get used to eating dumpster food from now on.

Spoiler alert: they can.