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Now There are Pictures of the ‘Django’ Actress Having Car Sex

Daniele Watts did a good job of making everyone believe she was just another example that a post-racial America doesn’t exist. She had everyone on Twitter and Facebook sharing her story in a fit of impotent rage saying how it was a prime example that racism was still alive and well in America.

That lasted about a day until people found out the real story which is someone called the cops because Watts and her boyfriend were having car sex in plain view of everyone and she didn’t even wait 2 seconds to pull the race and fame card. Total justice boner killer, bro. A few people still used the story as a way to justify calling cops assholes even though they were just doing their jobs. Politely, I may add.

Today, TMZ released photos of what exactly was going on in that car that prompted a call to police. Spoiler alert: she was riding on the surfboard. Grinding on that wood. With the door open. Her boyfriend smacked her boobs like bongos. They even cleaned themselves off and threw the tissue on the ground. The witness who took the photo described it as such.

An eyewitness who saw Daniele and Brian as he worked in a nearby office tells TMZ … Brian was sitting in the passenger seat with his feet on the curb and Daniele was straddling him with her shirt pulled up — breasts exposed. The eyewitness says she was grinding on top of him, rocking back and forth.

Someone from the office went down and asked Daniele and Brian to stop because everyone in the office could see them but they continued.

The eyewitnesses say Brian then began “horizontally bongoing her boobs back and forth.” He says she eventually reached into the center console, grabbed a tissue, wiped him down and then herself and tossed it on the grass.

Expect that crusty sex tissue to be on eBay in less than an hour.

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JoeBloe
JoeBloe
9 years ago

i see her sitting on her bf lap. i do not see a sexual act. you fail just like tmz.

bobalouski
bobalouski
9 years ago
Reply to  JoeBloe

And you’ve been a victim of police harassment, too. Right? You schmuck.

JoeBloe
JoeBloe
9 years ago
Reply to  bobalouski

as stated, brain dead one, the pic is not clear. there is nothing even approaching circumstantial evidence.

your whole life is a fail. i do not feel bad for you.