Donald Trump Has the Best Handshake. The Greatest Handshake

In a new interview with Vulture, Kathleen Turner has a lot of stories to tell. One of which involves our Great Leader Donald Trump and his art of seduction.

This is a sort of left-field question, but President Trump seems like someone you would’ve bumped into at a party in New York in the ’80s. Have you ever met him?
Yes. Yuck. He has this gross handshake.

What’s he do?
He goes to shake your hand and with his index finger kind of rubs the inside of your wrist. He’s trying to do some kind of seductive intimacy move. You pull your hand away and go yuck.

This is the handshake equivalent of making a V with your fingers and flicking your tongue at a girl. Which is why I’m surprised this didn’t work on Turner. They must have needed a mop with how wet this got her.