October 15th, 2008
After eight years of marriage and many months of denials, The Sun reports that Madonna and Guy are finally divorcing. An official statement will be released soon. The divorce is planned to take place in the next two weeks. Definitely before Christmas. Initially, Madonna wanted to wait until she finished her “Stick and Sweet” tour …
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October 14th, 2008
Madonna showed up at the premiere of Filth and Wisdom, her directorial debut, yesterday wearing these things. She must have been giddy with excitement before going out. Madonna probably stood in front of the mirror and went, “Hehehe. People are going to go insane when they see me. They’ll be like, ‘Ohhhh, daaaaamn! Her heels …
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October 10th, 2008
Madonna has long been rumored to be a bitchy diva, but that type of behavior was usually thought to extend only to her fans of which she thinks she’s better than. It turns out Madonna is intolerable to her fellow singers as well.
The Swedish pop star Robyn was psyched when the Material Mom invited her …
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October 9th, 2008
During Madonna’s performance in New York yesterday, she told Sarah Palin to get off her street (similar to how she banned her from her party). She also threatened to kick her ass if she didn’t “get off of my street.” “It’s nothing personal. I love her soul,” Madonna sarcastically remarked.
Sarah Palin should be scared. Have …
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October 7th, 2008
Madonna kicked off the US leg of her “Sticky and Sweet” tour at the Meadownlands Saturday night and in between sets, she really stuck it to VP hopeful Sarah Palin. First, Madonna banned her from her shows. “Sarah Palin can’t come to my party. Sarah Palin can’t come to my show. It’s nothing personal,” said …
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October 3rd, 2008
Madonna has long been rumored to have had an affair with A-Rod which resulted in his failed marriage, but both camps continue to adamantly deny this. In spite of this, the two ate a cozy Mexican dinner at Dos Caminos Third Avenue in New York on Tuesday. A source said, “they seemed very close.”
God, not …
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September 18th, 2008
Madonna performed in Lisbon on the 14th and did her best impression of Baloo from The Jungle Book. Alright, it’s obvious what she was really doing, but I don’t really want to say it because it creeps me out to think of a granny doing that to an amp. That poor, unsuspecting amp. It should …
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September 8th, 2008
Out promoting his new film, RocknRolla, Gerard Butler talks about the time he had a love scene with Thandie Newton and despite having a “bad throat infection,” he did it anyway. What a warrior.
“I’d had a bad throat infection, and it wouldn’t have been fair on Thandie for me to kiss her. So Guy went, …
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