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Madonna’s Trainer Sued

Madonna’s former trainer Tracy Anderson has been hit with a lawsuit from ex-boyfriend Glynn Barber who claims she swindled him out of $1m and drove him into bankruptcy. Barber says ... Read More »

Guy Ritchie Still Loves That “Retarded” Madonna

Speaking to Esquire, Guy Ritchie revealed that he still loves Madonna even though she’s retarded. He forgot to mention overbearing, bitchy and sinewy. “She’s a manifester, if there ever was one,” ... Read More »

Christopher Ciccone Is Not Impressed

Madonna’s handsome brother, Christopher Ciccone, took a moment away from admiring his receding hairline, perfectly shaped eyebrows, and double chin to critique his sister’s recent look. He could take ... Read More »

Madonna Collpases Twice During Concert, Might Be Narcoleptic

Get the Flash Player to see this content. Madonna passed out not once, but twice during Saturday’s Sitcky & Sweet show in Sofia, Bulgaria. While singing “Holiday,” she fell asleep on ... Read More »

Oh Shut Up, Madonna

In the middle of her concert in Bucharest on Wednesday, Madonna stopped to decry the discrimination of Gypsies. She told the audience, “It’s been brought to my attention that there’s ... Read More »

Madonna Has It Going On

Madonna freaks me out. People could mistake her for one of those exhibits in Body Worlds. Madonna would be standing in front of those glass cases looking at the human ... Read More »

There’s Been a Misunderstanding

By now you’ve heard that two people died while erecting a stage for Madonna’s concert in Marseilles. That’s the last time you’ll see “erect” and “Madonna” in the same sentence, ... Read More »

Madonna Is the Face of Louis Vuitton

Madonna is in another Louis Vuitton campaign. A leaked photo from the Autumn/Winter 2009 collection shows a highly airbrushed Madonna leaning back in a sofa looking uncomfortable. There’s so much ... Read More »

Madonna Got Her Baby

If you couldn’t tell by the wild cackling coming from Madonna’s home, the Malawian Supreme Court has officially ruled in favor of Madonna’s application for adopting Mercy James. Travel arrangements ... Read More »

Madonna Always Wins

Last we left Madonna, her attempted adoption of Mercy from Malawi was blocked by a judge who cited an outdated law that she hadn’t lived in the state for 18 ... Read More »

Madonna Is Terrifying

Kate Hudson has been seen around town making out with Madonna’s ex, A-Rod. So it makes sense that she has an irrational fear of getting her ass kicked. Such was ... Read More »

This Madonna Painting Could Be Yours

An oil painting of Madonna and Guy Ritchie by Peter Howson is set to be auctioned off by McTear’s. The painting was done in 2005 and is expected to fetch ... Read More »

Madonna and Jesus to Marry in a Kabbalah Ceremony

Young people are so easy to trick. All you need for them to bend to your will is to have something they want like power and fame or candy. Madonna ... Read More »

Mercy’s Father Doesn’t Like Madonna’s Getup

The father of Mercy James, James Kambewa, who has never met his daughter says the outfit Madonna wore at the Costume Institute Gala is proof enough that she isn’t fit ... Read More »

Madonna Is Fashionable

I can’t even begin to explain what’s going on here. Madonna also showed up at the Constume Institute Gala at The Met but managed to look more ridiculous than Rihanna. ... Read More »

Madonna’s Boy-Toy Can’t Get No Love

It’s no secret that Madonna created the Brazilian Jesus Luz’s career and all Jesus had to do was sell his soul and have sex with Madonna to become one of ... Read More »

Madonna Fell Off Her High Horse

Madonna was rushed to the hospital on Saturday when she fell off her horse in South Hampton, NY. She suffered minor injuries and bruising. The accident happened when Madonna’s horse ... Read More »

Madonna Is Going to Get Her Baby

Madonna will do whatever it takes to get that baby she was denied adopting. She has told her architects to build a home in Malawi so “David Banda would benefit ... Read More »

Weekend Recap

Lindsay kicked out of even by Samantha Ronson: Lindsay and Sam may be really broken-up. Samantha Ronson explicitly banned Lindsay from a party at Bar Marmont celebrating her fashion designer ... Read More »

Madonna Will Be Taking That Baby, Thank You Very Much

Madonna has already filed an appeal to overturn the judge’s ruling that denied her adoption. Madonna’s lawyer, Alan Chinula says they were very surprised despite having the support of the ... Read More »