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Charlize Theron is a voyeur

Charlize Theron

Charlize tells FHM that she would want to have x-ray vision so she can see random people on the street naked, but only for an hour. I don’t know why she wants this when she sees me naked about 10 minutes a day, if not in the flesh, then in pictures I mail to her marked “Fuzzy Doggy Pictures.” I used to get replies back from her like, “you have the hottest body I’ve ever seen” or “holy christ, you’re ripped, call me.” Now she’s getting a little too clingy and wants me to be with her in public. I told her I won’t have it because I’m a man. A man of mystery.

  • “I doubt Sagemiller would throw Theron and Zellweger under the bus like that, bringing their names up for no reason”

    Seriously? You can’t think of what might motivate some lesser actress to drop the names of a couple A-listers like that? Now I realise evidence is unfashionable these days and mere denunciations must be believed without question or you are a Bad Person, but if you really can’t think of a reason why she might say those things, you ain’t trying very hard ;-)

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