Daniel Radcliffe

17 year old Daniel Radcliffe who plays Harry Potter in the movies is set to debut on the London stage in Equus. Radcliffe plays a disturbed boy who takes off his clothes and blinds horses with a metal spike. This is Radcliffe’s first time on stage.

There’s nothing I would love more than watching Harry Potter run around naked on stage blinding horses. Maybe they can get some creative leeway and write Hermione in there. After a naked Harry Potter sticks a spike in the horse’s eyes, a naked Hermione can kick it in the balls. It’ll be the artsiest thing the world has ever seen and if you don’t understand it, then maybe you’re a communist.