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Harry Potter is getting naked

Daniel Radcliffe

17 year old Daniel Radcliffe who plays Harry Potter in the movies is set to debut on the London stage in Equus. Radcliffe plays a disturbed boy who takes off his clothes and blinds horses with a metal spike. This is Radcliffe’s first time on stage.

There’s nothing I would love more than watching Harry Potter run around naked on stage blinding horses. Maybe they can get some creative leeway and write Hermione in there. After a naked Harry Potter sticks a spike in the horse’s eyes, a naked Hermione can kick it in the balls. It’ll be the artsiest thing the world has ever seen and if you don’t understand it, then maybe you’re a communist.

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