Kate Beckinsale can swim

I know you guys will appreciate Kate Beckinsale taking a day off from working out to swim with her kid. Amazingly, she manages to not get her hair wet and is able to paddle around the water in sunglasses. I’m not sure you can even call this swimming, but I don’t want to complain. She’s giving me her body in a bikini instead of taunting me with her daily workouts. I can only see her lunge so many times before it starts to get boring. Wait, what am I talking about? Staring at Kate Beckinsale never gets boring. Even my penis agrees.

The first picture is the best. It’s like with those old tv shows when some guy’s teeth sparkles and goes ding. Except this is with Kate’s breasts and instead of going ding, my penis goes boing.

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