People are unclear about Halloween parties

Fact: Girls are supposed to dress slutty for a Halloween party or Halloween in general.
Reality: Supermodel Gisele Bundchen thinks it’s fun to dress like a crazy homeless person. Flair is stupid as proven by Office Space.

Fact: Pregnant women aren’t supposed to be drinking.
Reality: Kate Moss doesn’t care if her baby comes out with a lopsided head as evidenced by her consumption of alcohol.

Fact: Sexy women should be even sexier at a Halloween party and are required to proudly display their ample chests.
Reality: Scarlett Johansson managed to look weird and un-sexy despite being voted hottest girl ever. She did not display her ample chest.

Conclusion: This is an April Fools party, not a Halloween party.

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