The movie version of Dallas is having major problems. The latest report is the whole cast has been dropped except for John Travolta who plays JR Ewing. That means Luke Wilson, Shirley MacLaine and Meg Ryan are all gone. They now want to reduce the $65 million budget due to “market research” indicating there isn’t much recognition from the young adult and teen crowd. “Market research” is in quotes because you don’t need a college degree to figure out 99% of the elusive 18-24 demographic don’t give a shit about Dallas. The least they could do is throw in a hand job for subjecting us to this piss poor excuse of a movie.
(Oddly enough Jennifer Lopez was the first to realize the movie was gonna suck and dropped out)