Archie, Betty, Veronica and the gang will be getting an updated style next year. Done by artist Steven Butler, they now look like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. The new adventures of Archie, Betty and Veronica will involve freebasing, premarital sex, crabs and anal fisting. Hopefully in issue number whatever we’ll discover Archie’s fondness for horse penis. This comic has never been hotter or more lame.