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Joe Pesci is an insane little man

Singer Robbie Williams and neighbor Joe Pesci got into an argument when one of Robbie’s friends blocked Pesci’s driveway with his car. Pesci stormed over to Robbie and pals wielding a golf club. The “Goodfellas” actor shouted,

“Which one of you motherfuckers blocked my drive? If you don’t move in 30 seconds, I’m gonna smash your windscreen!”

“At first, Rob stood there smirking when Pesci bounded over waving a club. But he quickly realised the seriousness of the situation and ordered his pals to move their cars.”

Joe Pesci is 5’4”, legally making him a smurf. And if a smurf ran at me with a golf club threatening to smash my windshield, I’d be like a deer in headlights. Do I punt him or do I pat his head and go, “Aww, how cute”? Decisions, decisions.

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Nicolina
Nicolina
17 years ago

To be fair, I’d love to hit Robbie Williams with a golf club. I can’t believe the fat one from Take That lives beside Joe Pesci. Life isn’t fair.

Italian Bird
Italian Bird
17 years ago

I fuckin love Joe……. anyone who has even the smallest bit of common sense should know not to block someone’s driveway, especially if the someone happens to be one the most “Bad Ass Motherfucker’s” in the movie industry! Robbie knew what was best for him! Nobody fucks with Mickey Santoro!

Men
Men
17 years ago

Some people just need to get a life !!

Angelina
Angelina
17 years ago

Um, ya think this mook said ‘windscreen’???

brick195969
brick195969
17 years ago

right , joe pixie is one of the baddest mothers in hollywood, thats why he needed a golf club. naked he couldnt beat up my sister, but with a golf club against unarmed people he would scare shaq. what a little punk, with little mans disease, meaning he has a little penis, what a puke piece of s**t he is , hope he reads this because his actions say quite a bit about him psychologically speaking .

hitman912
hitman912
17 years ago

shut the f**k up brick1918938791378917389.