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Charlize Theron complains about her breasts

Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron has developed body image issues ever since turning 30. The 32-year-old worries that her breasts are beginning to sag and she is becoming more wrinkly.

“I’m 32 and as you get older you get wrinkles and your boobs sag. You get wisdom too, so it’s not all bad. But you can’t really do anything about ageing.”

Charlize has also expressed a desire to have kids, but isn’t too keen on the weight gain that goes with it.

“Getting pregnant doesn’t excite me, but having kids does. I know I’ll be a mother one day.

“It’s just that I don’t really want to look like a whale!

“But I’m sure the idea of something growing inside you is pretty powerful.”

You know what else is powerful? My pythons. The people at my gym all agree. Once you see me curl 2 lbs. for 5 reps with ONE arm, you too will be impressed. Remember this, weaklings. You have been invited to the gun show, courtesy of me.

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  • “I doubt Sagemiller would throw Theron and Zellweger under the bus like that, bringing their names up for no reason”

    Seriously? You can’t think of what might motivate some lesser actress to drop the names of a couple A-listers like that? Now I realise evidence is unfashionable these days and mere denunciations must be believed without question or you are a Bad Person, but if you really can’t think of a reason why she might say those things, you ain’t trying very hard ;-)

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