Pete Wentz is brittle

Pete Wentz injured his foot at the Voodoo Fest in New Orleans. The douchebag was jumping up and down when he landed funny and broke a bone. Then he went on some website to whine about it.

for anyone who was at the voodoo fest in new orleans- you got to see me jump around. ended up breaking the bone that connects my shin to my foot. no shows will be cancelled. i am currently trying to get a “rocker” boot so i can have a walking cast. currently my foot is the size of a small car. if you see me at a show come sign my cast.

Wah wah wah. Real men don’t have to resort to jumping around on stage like a little kid strung out on pixie sticks. Real men need only to stand in one place and sway their hips in a sexually suggestive manner like me. Back and forth. Side to side. Back and forth and side to side. 1, 2, pelvic thrust. 1, 2 pelvic thrust. And repeat. Is this doing anything for you ladies? It’s ok. I can tell by your blank stares that you’re in awe of my sexy dance.

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15 years ago

Next week he’ll break his limp little wrist putting on eyeliner.

15 years ago

I just wanted to share this messed up story with all fall out boy fans and haters of fall out boy. After Voodoofest in New Orleans Fall Out Boy was supposed to through the House Of Shock with some fans that had won ticket on a radio station witch is voted by numorus haunted house people and the travel channnal as the most extreme haunted in the world.Well they showed up and what takes anywhere from 30 to 45 minutes to watch through the house took them and Ashley Simpson a mere 18 minutes.They where to do a meet and… Read more »