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Pete Wentz is brittle

Pete Wentz

Pete Wentz injured his foot at the Voodoo Fest in New Orleans. The douchebag was jumping up and down when he landed funny and broke a bone. Then he went on some website to whine about it.

for anyone who was at the voodoo fest in new orleans- you got to see me jump around. ended up breaking the bone that connects my shin to my foot. no shows will be cancelled. i am currently trying to get a “rocker” boot so i can have a walking cast. currently my foot is the size of a small car. if you see me at a show come sign my cast.

Wah wah wah. Real men don’t have to resort to jumping around on stage like a little kid strung out on pixie sticks. Real men need only to stand in one place and sway their hips in a sexually suggestive manner like me. Back and forth. Side to side. Back and forth and side to side. 1, 2, pelvic thrust. 1, 2 pelvic thrust. And repeat. Is this doing anything for you ladies? It’s ok. I can tell by your blank stares that you’re in awe of my sexy dance.

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