Pete Wentz has sent heavy metal band Neurosonic a cease and desist order because they have a song making fun of his girlfriend, Ashlee Simpson. Page Six writes,
The tune, “So Many People,” pokes fun at Simpson’s horrific “Saturday Night Live” appearance, during which she was caught lip-synching and ran offstage. Darr then invited the audience to dance a “jig” along to the song, just like Simpson did before she fled the stage that night.
Jesus. Pete is a crybaby. He acts tough trying to fight people, but he gets butt hurt when someone writes a shitty song about his girlfriend’s humiliation from years ago. I bet if you punch him in the face he’ll cry for 5 minutes before singing about it. I also bet he wears women’s underwear because it feels great against his skin. And for the most part, he’s right. It does. Almost as if soft puffy clouds were supporting your scrotum. Er, so I’ve heard.
Pete Wentz’s possibly NSFW sex scene down below.