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Gisele Bundchen surfs through the disappointment

Gisele Bundchen

Not really though. These are new pictures from the past. If you don’t already know, the Patriots lost the Super Bowl. The only ray of sunshine was that Gisele vowed to run naked through midtown Manhattan naked if the Pats lost. Not surprisingly, she recanted saying she didn’t know what she was thinking when she made that promise.

“It was a mistake and I’m sorry I said it. I don’t know what I could have been thinking — Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It’d take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How ’bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day … will that work?”

Granted, I think this was nothing but a satire piece from The Sportsman’s Daily which is a bummer. People should be shot for being teases. Either way, these pictures of Gisele windsurfing should soothe the anguish of a lost perfect season (haha, suckers). Just remember, Tom Brady went home and banged this while Eli Manning went home and ate some glue. More under the cut.

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mississimaeopi
mississimaeopi
12 years ago

she isnt that pretty in these pics…im not impressed

ken
ken
12 years ago

Tom still has to deal with the fact that Leo was there before him. Repeatedly.

nikkymiami
nikkymiami
12 years ago

I saw gisele and bar in person walking in new york without the the 5 layers of makeup and the air brush they are not that pretty.I supermodels I don’t think so.Compared with cindy,claudia,heidi they are so average.

don
don
12 years ago

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! SHE HAS THE BODY OF A 15 YEAR OLD BOY, I LIKE A GAL TO HAVE CURVES. LEO PASSED IT ON FOR A REASON!

bellacouture
bellacouture
12 years ago

Gisele is so pretty! I think she is a natural beauty

hammond
hammond
12 years ago

she is so plain and below average. being tall and thin doesnt make you or anyone else a supermodel. it is very questionable as to who these ppl want to promote as supermodel. the name supermodel is used so loosely.
the modeling industry need a better screening process for finding better looking models. i am baffled.

Tom Sutherland
12 years ago

Lucky Mr. Brady….she’s a Goddess!

List girlfriend of Edison Chen

Oh, very good :D

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