Years of research has led me to this shocking realization. Kelly Clarkson’s Since You’ve Been Gone isn’t about a guy. It’s about a donut.
And all you’d ever hear me say
Is how I pictured me with you
That’s all you’d ever hear me say
But since you’ve been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I’m so movin’ on
Thanks to you
Now I get
What I want
Since you’ve been gone
How much you want to bet that Kelly “can breathe for the first time” because pieces of the deep fried dough no longer get lodged in her throat?
Here she is singing in Sydney lamenting over her jelly donut.