Hidden meanings with Kelly Clarkson

Years of research has led me to this shocking realization. Kelly Clarkson’s Since You’ve Been Gone isn’t about a guy. It’s about a donut.

And all you’d ever hear me say
Is how I pictured me with you
That’s all you’d ever hear me say

But since you’ve been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I’m so movin’ on
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you
Now I get
What I want
Since you’ve been gone

How much you want to bet that Kelly “can breathe for the first time” because pieces of the deep fried dough no longer get lodged in her throat?

Here she is singing in Sydney lamenting over her jelly donut.

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15 years ago

wat the crap is this…

15 years ago

Complete and utter piece of trash. don’t talk about someone thats so talented like that

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

One talent is being able to dislocate your jaw so you can give a decent blow job while still be able to stuff food into your mouth at the same time.

I sorta like that one. You don’t see much of that!

That and feeling a tuna sandwich rubbing across my nuts and cock while getting a blow job…really gets me hot!