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A Shakira sex tape, maybe

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A sex tape featuring a threesome with Shakira, her boyfriend Antonio de la Rua and singer-songwriter Alejandro Sanz on a yacht could very well exist. The tape is rumored to be in the possession of prosecutors evaluating the case against ex-employees of Sanz Carlos González and his wife, Sylvia Alzate, who were accused of extortion.

In a recent interview, Javier Ceriani, host of the radio show “Zona Cero”, said “there’s word of a private video taped in a yacht, which could involve Alejandro Sanz, Shakira and Antonio de la Rúa, but this material is in the prosecutors’ hands”.

He stated that, according to the prosecutor, “if some of this tape’s content would be made public, it could seriously threaten the singer and couple’s private life”.

I don’t know what the rest of the article said because I was too busy imagining Shakira being double penetrated. Then I realized Shakira is only 4’11” which basically makes her a midget. Which begs the question. Could this mixture of fetishes — celebrity, little person and DP — be the holy grail of celebrity sex tapes? If a boulder begins chasing you through a temple as you gleefully flee with the video, then I would venture to say that yes, it is indeed.

Update: April Fool’s my ass. Don’t play with my heart like that.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
12 years ago

Can pre-order this one? I’m pretty sure I would jerk off til I got tennis elbow (again).

her ass is HOT!

Colette Lala
Colette Lala
12 years ago

The rumor of the sex tape was a April Fool’s Joke by a radio DJ. It’s not true at all. The DJ has already apologized for the lie.

Herman B
12 years ago

you wiggly little ass better not have a sex tape out there . . . unless its with your girlfriends.

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
12 years ago

damn! And I ran out last night and bought special lube (a gallon of chainsaw bar oil) for the up-cumming party I was going to have with myself while watching!

that little belly dancing wiggle she does….mid stroke that could rip a weak mans dick off if he wasn’t expecting it.

Abdo
Abdo
12 years ago

No Chance In Hell she did that
You must be mistaken Dude!!

major
major
12 years ago

newsflash –

this is not a ‘threesome’, this is ‘running a train’ on a slut. goodnightnow.

Csr
Csr
12 years ago

I think she could find other ways to get publicity.She is a very smart gal.

nylon
12 years ago

She is a very cool gal.

Guestito
Guestito
9 years ago

Alejandro Sanz is super gay!
Get ready to see Shakira and Antonio bang Sanz :S

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