Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are engaged

On Wednesday, aspiring lip-syncer Ashlee Simpson and eyeliner enthusiast Pete Wentz announced their engagement.

“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes – it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it straight from us.”

Knowing Pete and Ashlee, the two will choose the douchiest date for the wedding. May 8th. Also known as the date all the other dates pantsy during recess.

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