Who has it worse? Fergie, who has to stand next to Eva Mendes, someone a billion times hotter than her and makes her look like an even fuglier monster, or Eva Mendes, who has to stand next to Fergie, a person whose ugliness could very well be contagious? I’m going to have to go with Eva Mendes only because it’s a scientific fact ugly people don’t have feelings.
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