Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds married

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds wed on Saturday night at a wilderness resort outside of Vancouver in front of a small group of friends and family.

If you were planning on stopping this wedding ala Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate, you can forget about it. That sneaky bitch Ryan Reynolds kept the wedding under wraps. I’ll get you for this Ryan. Your good looks, chiseled body and charming personality can’t keep Scarlett and I apart forever.