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Oprah Winfrey is fat

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In the January issue of O, Oprah Winfrey admits she’s “fallen off the wagon” and is mad at herself for ballooning to 200 lbs after slimming down to 160 lbs in 2006. Oprah admits to feeling like a fat cow and wanting to disappear. She also describes her low point when she clomped around town to find a gown for the Barack Obama inauguration in January. I’m assuming being too fat for dresses made her realize she wasn’t the obese person she thought she was, but actually a less obese person trapped in the body of an obese person. Poor Oprah.

To say Oprah has fallen off the wagon is an understatement. She’s actually broken the wagon. To get back on again, she’d need a Ford F-150 pickup but even then when the truck is gunning it, the wheels will be spinning into the dirt like it was stuck in mud.

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I feel bad for Oprah. She has access to best advice, food, science and trainers in the world and she still can’t get it right. But there is hope. Here is a quote for Mark Sisson of Mark’s Daily Apple – one of my favorite health blogs: “…here’s my challenge to you, Oprah: give me 60 days with the Primal Blueprint and I’ll give you your life back. Period. Guaranteed.” http://www.marksdailyapple.com/oprah-hits-200-pounds-again/ Truth be told, I think he could do it. The guy is a master at what he does. He walks the walk and has helped thousands of people turn… Read more »

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p. singh, i think mark sisson only needs to give oprah two pieces of advice…eat less and exercise.

if that doesn’t work, how about gastric bypass?? hellooo star jones! look what it did for her. she’s so hooott now.

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so if she follows thru on her wishes to disappear, she will help many, there will be more food for the hungry,,one less running around beating their chest about “O”pression, and maybe their will cease to be a sincere shortage of twinkies, she “Talks” of self discipline but all that seems to be just hot air, just like most of her rubbish she spews forth, all talk,, No do, she could be one of Obamas security guards i guess, and this brings me to this question,,, why does she love him so much? I betcha hes got the majic key… Read more »

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