Alyson Hannigan gave birth to Satan

Alyson Hannigan waddling

Alyson Hannigan birthed out a baby girl on March 24 in Los Angeles. They named her Satyana which I presume is the long version of Satan. During an appearance on Ellen, Hannigan said:

“I have pregnancy brain, which I never realized was a thing but it is,” she said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. “I sort of feel like a Koala bear where I’m slightly stoned all the time and say the wrong word.”

Fact: Koalas are stoned all the time. Have you seen them do anything other than sit around giggling and eating eucalyptus leaves? Not I and I watch koalas all the time. On the Discovery channel. When there’s a commercial for 24. So I should know.

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